Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants without a license!

Why did the bicycle tip over? It was two-tired to stand up!

Why did the scarecrow bring a ladder to work? He heard the crops were sky high!

How did the farmer fix his overalls? He used corn jeans!

What did one plate say to the other plate? I'm stacked with you!

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A toothless teddy!

Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank his coffee before it was hot!

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An inspector!

How do construction workers party? They raise the ceiling!

Why did the golf course get so wet? All the golfers kept teeing off!

Why did the scarecrow bring a ladder to work? He heard the corn was high!

What did one plate say to the other plate? We better not stack up!

Why was the cookie sad? Because it felt crumby!

Why did the ghost go to therapy? It was feeling transparent and needed to vent!

How did the scarecrow win the spelling bee? By planting the seed of victory!

What did the wall say to the paint roller? 'Let's cover this together, we make a great edge!'

Why did the snowman go to therapy? It was feeling cold and distant!

How did the scarecrow win the comedy show? By cracking corny jokes!

How did the scarecrow win rock-paper-scissors? By always picking straw!

Why did the gingerbread man go to therapy? He was feeling crumby!

How did the scarecrow win the gardening competition? By planting the seeds of victory!