Did you hear about the math student who failed? He just didn't count!

Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil? It's pointless!

Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards during a performance? He was just going through a stage!

Did you hear about the person who invented knock-knock jokes? They won the No-bell prize!

Why did the farmer feed his cow money? He wanted rich milk!

The Energizer bunny got arrested. He was charged with battery!

Why was the tomato embarrassed? Because it saw the salad dressing!

Why was the golfer in pain? He got a hole in one!

What's invisible and smells like a carrot? Bunny farts!

Why did the hot dog get an award? For being a wiener!

Why did the mirror go to school? It wanted to be smarter!

I accidentally sat on a whoopee cushion and launched myself into the air!

What do you call a penguin that can't walk straight? A waddle bumble!

I slipped on a banana peel and ended up doing the splits in the middle of the grocery store!

Why did the acrobat bring a parachute to the circus? Just in case he fell head over heels!

I tried to pull a tablecloth out from under dishes, but everything crashed down on me!

Why did the mime walk into a door? He couldn't find the invisible handle!

I tried to ride a unicycle, but ended up with a face full of pavement!

Why did the gymnast bring a feather to practice? To work on their balance beam routine!

I thought I could somersault down the stairs, but I ended up rolling straight into the wall!

Why did the man at the construction site wear a helmet to the bathroom? In case of a rough landing!