Why did the chef go to therapy? He couldn't control his tempera!

Why did the scarecrow go to the barbecue? To be outstanding in his field!

Why did the scarecrow become a detective? He was outstanding in his field!

Why did the clown wear a bungee cord? Just in case he took a tumble!

Why did the scarecrow go to therapy? He was feeling corny!

Why did the belt go to jail? For holding up the wrong pants!

What did the ghost eat for lunch? A boo-loney sandwich!

What did the football say to the punter? You really kicked that one!

What's a clown's favorite drink? Punch!

Why did the scarecrow go to the therapist? He was feeling corny!

What did the football coach say to the vending machine? I want my quarterback!

Why did the cellphone go to therapy? It had too many hang-ups!

Why did the bread file a police report? It was assaulted!

Why did the ghost go to the dance? To find his boo!

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back!

Where do you take a sick boat? To the dock!

Why did the pencil go to school? To get sharpened!

What do you give a sick lemon? Lemon-aid!

Why did the clown bring a ladder to the party? He heard the drinks were on the house!

Why did the clown bring a belt to the show? He wanted to hold up the audience!

What did the rubber band say to the shoe? Snap out of it!