Humor involving exaggerated physical actions or mishaps.
Why did the pencil cross the road? To get to the other draw-ing!
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tyred!
Why did the scarecrow become a chef? He was outstanding in his field!
What did the slinky say to the stairs? I'm going to step all over you!
What did the grape do at the ball? It was grape-ing all over the place!
Why did the scarecrow become a detective? He was outstanding in his field of clues!
Why did the math problem look sad? Because it had too many figures to solve!
What did one book say to the other book? I've got you covered!
Why did the baker go to therapy? He kneaded some emotional support!
What do you call a comedian who's also a boxer? A punchline!
Why can't you trust the king of the jungle? Because he might be a cheetah!
Why don't they play hide and seek with mountains? Because the mountains always peak!
What is a skeleton's least favorite room in the house? The living room!
I told my computer I needed a break, so it sent me to the recycling bin!
I tried to take a selfie, but I mistook the freezer for the camera. Now I have a cold pic!
My friend tried to make a belt out of watches, but he realized it was a waist of time.
I told my wife she should do more push-ups. She said, 'I push up the price of everything, isn't that enough?'
Why do cows never have any money? Because the farmers milk them dry!
I'm friends with a clock. We just hang out from time to time.
Why did the skeleton hit the snooze button? He didn't have the guts to get up!
What did the pencil say to the paper? You've got a good point!