Humor involving exaggerated physical actions or mishaps.
Why did the mattress go to therapy? It had too many spring issues!
Why did the clown bring a ladder to the show? He heard the audience was in stitches!
What do you call a comedian who gets injured? A slapstic-tician!
Why did the pirate go to the doctor? He had a severe case of hook-itis!
Why did the acrobat break up with the juggler? He couldn't handle all the dropping balls!
Why did the chef get kicked out of the kitchen? He couldn't stop beating the eggs!
Why was the baseball team so good at dancing? They had great pitchers!
Why was the belt arrested? For holding up traffic!
Why did the singer break up with her bread? Because it was always jamming!
Why did the magician do well in school? He had a lot of tricks up his sleeve!
Why did the scarecrow throw away the notebook? Because it wanted to draw attention!
Why did the motorcycle go to therapy? It had too many cycles!
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up? It was two-tired!
Why did the tomato family go for a walk? To ketchup on things!
How can you tell when a joke is bad? When the punchline is a swing and a miss!
Why did the scarecrow become a successful DJ? It was outstanding at spinning tracks!
Why did the scarecrow bring a ladder to the farm? He heard the corn was high!
What did the thermometer say to the other thermometer? You make my temperature rise!
Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon? It was outstanding at using its head!
Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing on the side!
How do you catch a squirrel with a toolbox? Climb a tree and act nuts!