I tried to dive into a pool but belly-flopped instead.

Why did the scarecrow win a Nobel Prize? For being outstanding in his field of corny jokes!

I tried to do a handstand but ended up doing a hand... fall?

What did the pillow say to the blanket? One more cover up!

Why did the chicken join a comedy group? To work on its stand-up routine!

My dad wanted to be a doctor, but he didn't have enough patience!

I hate math, but was told I couldn't subtract sadness, so I added laughter instead!

I'm friends with most of the letters of the alphabet, but I don't know why. U and I are just acquaintances.

Why did the scarecrow bring a ladder to work? Because he heard the job was a step up!

Why don't some skeletons go to scary movies? They don't have the guts!

Did you hear about the broom that won an award? It swept the competition!

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet!

What's the best day to cook bacon? Fry-day!

Why did the computer dance? Because it had too many bytes!

What do you call a fish wearing a crown? Cod-king!

If athletes get athlete's foot, do astronauts get mistletoe?

I went to the zoo, but they only had one animal… a dog. It was a shih tzu.

I've been trying to organize a hide-and-seek club, but it's hard to find members.

Why did the math book look sad at the beach? Too many problems to solve in the sand!

Why did the scarecrow always win awards? He was outstanding in his field!

Why did the fish blush? Because it saw the ocean bottom!