Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired from all the wheel-y fun!

Why did the candle go to therapy? It was feeling burned out!

Why did the cookie cry? Because it was feeling crumbly and needed a hug!

Why did the scarecrow become a chef? He was outstanding in making corny jokes and cooking corn on the cob!

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies, I'm cleaning up this act!

Why couldn't the ghost find his mom and dad? Because they were trans-parents!

Why did the scarecrow go on a diet? He heard he was outstanding in his field!

What did the triangle say to the circle? You're too pointless!

Why did the broom go to school? It wanted to be a sweepstakes winner!

Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was outstanding in his corn field!

How do you know if the ocean is friendly? It waves!

Why did the mouse eat cheese with some glue? He wanted to stick to his diet!

How do you make a lemon drop? Just let it fall off a tree!

What do you call a shoe made of bananas? A slipper!

Why did the scarecrow win a Nobel Prize? He was out standing in his field!

How do you make a Swiss roll? Push him down a hill!

Why did the scarecrow keep getting promoted? He was outstanding in his field!

Why did the comedian go to the doctor? Because he had a good sense of humor!

Why did the clown go to the doctor? He kept clowning around!

I had a pun about wind but it blows!

Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they literally make up everything!