Why did the scarecrow go to the gym? To work on his corn-stituon!

What happened to the car that went to the bakery? It got a flat bun!

Why did the pen go to the doctor? It felt a little blue!

What happens to frogs who illegally park? They get toad away!

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it was embarrassed to ketchup!

Why did the scarecrow go on a diet? He was having too many kernels!

Why did the scarecrow go to school? To get a little straw-dyed!

Why didn't the math book want to go to school? It had too many problems!

Why was the broom late? It swept out of bed the wrong way!

Why did the student bring a ladder to the exam? To reach new heights!

Why did the skunk cross the road? To prove it wasn't chicken!

How do you know if a joke is good? When it becomes a knee-slapper!

Why was the music teacher always out of tune? Because he couldn't find the right key!

Why couldn't the banana go to the party? Because it wasn't a-peeling enough!

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a wolf? Frostbite with a howling good time!

Why did the chicken sit on the clock? She wanted to be on the peck of time!

Why did the scarecrow become a successful musician? He had a great straw-sound!

What's a cat's favorite magazine? Good Mousekeeping!

Why did the peanut go to the police station? Because it was a-salted!

What do you get when you mix a snowman and a wolf? Frostbite with a side of howling laughter!

Why did the football team go to the bank? They wanted to get their quarterback!