I tried to balance on a log but ended up falling off and going out on a limb!

I accidentally sat on a whoopee cushion. Talk about airing out my problems!

I tried to hula hoop but ended up tangled in circles!

I tried to walk in high heels but ended up heel-ing over!

I tried to do a backflip but ended up doing a backflop!

I tried to do a somersault but ended up doing a summersault!

I walked into a pole and made a global impact!

I tried to do a handstand but ended up doing a headstand!

I tried to breakdance but ended up breaking something else!

I tried to climb a tree but ended up branching out!

I played leapfrog but ended up falling short!

I accidentally sat on some cheese. Now I have a brieze on my bottom!

I tried to juggle eggs but ended up with egg on my face.

I slipped on a banana peel and landed in a split!

I walked into a glass door and made a smashing entrance!

I tried to jump over a puddle but ended up jumping in it instead.

I danced so hard my shoes fell off!

I tripped over a wireless phone charger. It was a real trip wire!

Why did the tomato refuse to jump off the countertop? It couldn't ketchup to the idea!

I slipped on a banana peel and landed in a split. I guess I'm appealing to be a clown!

I went to the store to buy a candle, but it cost an arm and a leg. Now I can't light up my life!