Jokes featuring animals, often anthropomorphized or absurd.
Why did the giraffe break up with the hippo? It was a tall order!
What do you call a bear with a law degree? A law bear!
How do you make a cat happy? Give it some purrr-spective!
Why did the monkey like the banana? It had a-peel!
What do you call a pig that knows how to tell jokes? A ham comedian!
Why don't birds need to go to school? They already have tweet-ers!
What do you call a fashionable fish? A trout couture!
Why did the squirrel bring a backpack to the tree? It wanted to be a nut-case!
How do you make a fish laugh? Tell it a cod joke!
What did the dog say when it finished a marathon? That was a pawsome run!
Why did the turtle invite all his friends to the pond? He wanted a shell-ebration!
What do you call a singing horse? A neigh-sayer!
Why was the horse wearing headphones? It was jamming to some mane-stream music!
What did the octopus say to its neighbor? Can I borrow some tentacles?
Why did the elephant go to the pharmacy? It had a trunk infection!
What do you call a bear that's good at math? An arithmebear!
How do you know if a snake is a good dancer? It has a lot of boa-gie!
Why don't dogs use cell phones? They prefer to bark instead!
What do you call a stylish rabbit? A hip-hopper!
How do you make an omelette with a snake? You add python!
Why did the toad bring a ladder to the pond? It heard the water was rib-bit high!