Jokes featuring animals, often anthropomorphized or absurd.
What do you call a monkey in a minefield? A baboom!
How do you make a cat happy? Give it a purr-esent!
Why did the elephant paint itself different colors? To hide in the crayon box!
What do you get when you cross a bear and a skunk? Winnie the Pooh-phew!
Why don't elephants use smartphones? They already have huge ears!
How does a lion greet other animals? Paws and say hello!
Why was the elephant happy to be alone? It had a lot of trunk space!
Why don't giraffes use elevators? They're too high up for them!
What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador!
Why did the owl invite a crow to dinner? It wanted a night owl friend!
What do you call a snobbish criminal going down stairs? A condescending con descending!
Why did the pig join a ballet class? It wanted to refine its swine-ché!
What do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a snake? A jump rope!
Why did the squirrel bring a boombox to the park? It wanted to dance to nutcracker music!
What do you call a reptile that's good at math? An adder!
Why did the monkey like fruit jokes? They always had a peel!
What do you call a fashionable dog? A dapper-doodle!
Why did the bear break up with the bird? It got tired of hibernating alone!
Why do bees have sticky hair? They always use honeycombs!
What do you get when you cross a chef and a dog? A hot dog!
Why did the dog sit in the shade? So it wouldn't turn into a hot dog!