What do you call a polar bear in the jungle? Lost!

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red? So he could hide in the strawberry patch!

What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly? Chicken!

How does an octopus go into battle? Well-armed!

Why did the cow go to the spa? She needed some 'moo'tivation!

What do you call a panda with no teeth? A bamboo shoot!

Why did the giraffe break up with the antelope? He was always talking behind her back!

What do you call a bear playing the guitar? A bear-d rocker!

How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Hold its nose!

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea!

Why did the squirrel bring a backpack? To look like a 'nut'case!

What do you call a lazy dog walker? A pet sitter!

Why did the cow go to outer space? To visit the Milky Way!

What did the mama cow say to the baby cow? It's pasture bedtime!

Why did the sheep go to the movies? To see the lamb in action!

How do you make a cat happy? Give it a big purrrrrse!

Why did the horse sit on the fence? He wanted to be on the 'cutting edge'!

Why don't ants ever get sick? Because they have tiny ant-obodies!

What kind of music do frogs listen to? Hip hop!

What kind of dog loves to take baths? A shampoodle!

Why did the lobster blush? Because the seaweed!