Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed!

How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it!

What did one shark say to the other while eating a clownfish? This tastes funny!

Why did the duck join a comedy club? Because it quacked everyone up!

How did the sheep feel about her new knitting hobby? She woolldn't stop talking about it!

Why did the crab get in trouble at school? Because it was shellfish with its answers!

What did the snail say when it rode on the turtle's back? Wheeee!

Why did the dodo bird go extinct? It didn't make the flight cut!

What do you call a bear that loves to dance? A Groove Bear!

How do you make a goldfish grow faster? Take it out of the water!

Why did the squirrel bring a hammer to bed? To nail down its dreams!

Why did the crab never share? Because it was too shellfish!

What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo? A pouch potato!

What do you get if you cross a cow and a duck? Milk and quackers!

Why did the lion spit out the clown? Because it tasted funny!

What do you call a bear that meditates? Aware bear!

How does a koala get to work? By eucalyptus!

What's a snake's favorite subject in school? Hisss-tory!

What do you call a bear that plays the piano? Beethoven!

How do you know if a pig is good at karate? It's a black belt in pork chop!

Why did the monkey like the banana? It had appeal!