Jokes featuring animals, often anthropomorphized or absurd.
What do you call a bear with no teeth and a bad temper? A grrrrrrizzly!
Why was the lamb so happy? It had a spring in its step!
What did the zebra say to the bartender? I'll have a black and white Russian!
Why did the bear bring a ladder to the picnic? He heard the food was in-tents!
What did the fish say when it hit a concrete wall? Dam!
What do you call a pig that does karate? Pork chop!
How do you know if a bee is having a bad day? It comes in a little grumpy!
What do you call a bear in the rainforest? Wet and wild!
Why do elephants never use computers? They're always afraid of the mouse!
What do you call a group of musical pigs? A pig-phony!
How do you make a goldfish old? Take away the g!
Why did the jellyfish refuse to share its snacks? Because it was a little shellfish!
What do you call a lazy dog? A do-little.
Why do cats make terrible storytellers? They only have one tail!
Why did the squirrel bring a ladder to the party? To climb to the top of the nut tree!
Why don't elephants play hide and seek in the jungle? Because good luck hiding a 10,000-pound animal!
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper!
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill!
What do you call a polite dog? a colliegent!
Why did the lion eat the tightrope walker? It wanted a balanced meal!
What do you get when you cross a pineapple with a porcupine? A pina colada that sticks with you!