What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs bunny!

Why did the koala bring a flashlight to the party? Because it heard the food was light!

What do you call a chicken staring at a piece of lettuce? Chicken sees-a-salad!

Why don't elephants use email? Because they're afraid of SPAM!

What did the buffalo say when his son left? Bison, son!

Why don't dogs use cell phones? They can't find the retrieve button!

What do you call a parrot that flew away? A polygon!

How do you make a dolphin laugh? You give it a whale of a joke!

Why did the snapping turtle snap? It had a shell phone!

Why was the young kangaroo bad at school? Its head was always in the clouds!

Why did the crab get a job? It needed to keep its claws busy!

What kind of music do cows like to listen to? Moosic!

How does a lion greet other animals? Pawsitively!

Why don't birds work on the farm? They can't handle the early beakfasts!

Why was the ant confused? Because all his uncles were ants!

How do you mend a broken Jack-o-lantern? With a pumpkin patch!

Why did the cat go to school? It wanted to be purr-fect!

What bird can write without using its beak? A pen-guin!

Why did the elk start a band? It had the best antlers for the drum set!

How do you make a fish laugh? Tell it a coral reef!

Why did the pig become a pastry chef? It was an expert at making pig in a blanket!