What kind of music do cows listen to? Moo-sic!

Why did the chicken join a chess club? It wanted to be a check-mate!

What do you call a bear that loves to dance? A cha-cha bear!

How do you get a fish drunk? You put it under the sea a-lecohol test!

Why did the cat bring a ladder to the tree? It wanted to climb the meow-tain!

Why was the dog happy at the baseball game? It caught the ball with its paws!

How do bees stay in shape? They do lots of hive-robics!

What do you call a snake with a spring in its tail? A boa-ing snake!

Why did the chicken get a medal? For being egg-ceptional!

What do you call a messy pig? A sloppy swine!

Why did the cow go to outer space? It wanted to see the moooon!

What did the fox say to the owl? You're a hoot!

Why did the penguin wear a suit? It was going to a black tie event at the iceberg!

What do you call a bear with extreme mood swings? A bipolar bear!

How do you know if a bird is a thief? It always tweets like it got caught!

Why don't sharks play cards in the ocean? Because of the cheetahs!

Why did the rooster join a rock band? He had the best crowk and roll!

What do you call a bear with a sweet tooth? Gummy bear!

How do you apologize to a squirrel? Say you're nuts about them!

Why did the cow become a lawyer? It was outstanding in its field!

Why did the turtle cross the road twice? To prove it wasn't a chicken!