Why did the painting get rejected? It had too many brush strokes.

Why did the calculator get depressed? It had too many problems to calculate.

Why did the book go to therapy? It had too many plot holes.

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many days to worry about.

Why did the rug get in trouble? It was always getting walked all over.

Why did the TV go to therapy? It had too many channels to deal with.

Why did the mirror break up with the reflection? It couldn't handle the criticism.

Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? It ran out of juice.

Why did the clock get mad at time? It felt like it was always ticking away.

Why did the pencil refuse to write anymore? It had too many erasers.

Why did the chair go to the doctor? It had a leg cramp.

Why did the banana go to the party? It heard they were going to split.

Why did the door get upset with the wall? It felt like it was always being slammed.

Why did the light bulb refuse to shine? It was feeling a little dim.

Why did the table refuse to hold anything else? It was tired of being used and abused.

Why did the chicken go to the library? To check out a book.

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was leaning against a wall.

Why did the tomato sit in the corner? It was feeling saucy.

Why did the scarecrow go to the beach? To get some fresh straw.

Why did the math book use a pencil? It needed to do some equations.

Why did the coffee attend therapy? It had too much steam pent up.