Jokes that intentionally lack a punchline or subvert expectations.
What did the rug say to the floor? Don't worry, I've got you covered.
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don't look, I'm changing!
Why was the calendar always worried? Its days were numbered.
What did the blanket say to the bed? I've got you covered.
What did one plate say to the other plate? Tonight, dinner is on me.
Why did the cow start a band? It had a lot of moosic talent.
Why was the tomato blushing? Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two tired to stand up.
What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.
How does a penguin build a house? Igloos it together.
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it was ripe.
How does a train eat? It goes chew chew.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has a criminal record.
Why did the volleyball go to the party alone? It didn’t want to get spiked.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Clean up on aisle 4.
Why did the music teacher go to jail? He got caught for fingering A minor.
How many poets does it take to change a light bulb? 3. One to change it and two to stand around talking about how much better the old bulb was.
Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing.
Why was the math book depressed? Because it had too many problems.
I used to be a baker, but I lost interest.
Why did the scarecrow bring a map to the field? To find his own way back.