Jokes that intentionally lack a punchline or subvert expectations.
What did the bird say on Halloween? Trick or tweet.
What did the janitor say when he came out of the closet? Oh, here you are!
Where do cows go on vacation? Moo York City.
Why did the computer cold? Because it left its Windows open.
Why did the math book go to therapy? Because it had too many problems.
What did the hat say to the tie? You hang around, I'll go on a-head.
How did the barber win the race? He knew a shortcut.
What do you call a dinosaur with no friends? A dino-loner.
Why did the pencil go to the party alone? It couldn't find a sharp date.
What did the stamp say to the envelope? Stick with me, we'll go places.
Why did the baker go to therapy? He kneaded some time to work through his doughs.
What did the lawyer wear to the baseball game? Lawsuit.
Why did the scarecrow keep getting promoted at work? Because he was outstanding in every field.
How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
What did the grape do when it was crushed? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
What did the beach say to the tide? Long time no sea.
Why did the chicken sit on her eggs? She didn't want anyone to egg-nap them.
Why did the scarecrow win an Oscar? Because it was outstanding in a dramatic performance.
What did one wall say to the other wall? I'm feeling a little boxed in.
Why did the belt go to jail? For holding up a bank.
How did the barber win the argument? He gave a cutting edge reply.