Why was the math book so sad? Its problems multiplied.

What did the ghost wear to the fancy dress party? A boo-tie and ghoul shoes.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted at work? Because every challenge was a piece of cake for him.

Why did the scarecrow break up with his girlfriend? She was outstandingly bad for him.

Why did the math book break up with the history book? It just couldn't count on him anymore.

Why did the scarecrow win the race? Because he was already outstanding in his field.

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience.

Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? Its ability to think outside the field.

What did the snowman have in common with the thief? Both of them were cold-hearted criminals.

Why did the scarecrow go to the beach? Because he wanted to catch some rays.

What did one potato chip say to the other? Shall we go for a dip?

Why did the scarecrow become a lawyer? He was outstanding in his defense.

What did the grape do when it was stepped on? It just whined a little.

How did the barber win the competition? He knew how to cut corners.

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because it was outstanding in its field.

Why was the broom late to the meeting? It swept in at the last minute.

Why did the cookie go to school? Because it wanted to be a smart cookie.

Why did the lamp go to therapy? Because it felt unlit inside.

What did the grape say after it was stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

What did the pencil say to the paper? I dot my i's on you.

Why did the scarecrow become a successful business owner? It was outstanding in its field.