Jokes based on common stereotypes, often exaggerated (use with caution).
How did the blonde try to cool down her coffee? She tried to blow on it.
Why did the blonde bring a basketball to the bar? She heard the drinks were a slam dunk.
Why did the blonde bring a whistle to the bar? To call for shots.
Why did the blonde bring a fly swatter to the bar? For the sake of a good buzz.
Why did the blonde bring a blender to the bar? To mix things up.
How did the blonde try to fix her computer? She added water, thinking it was overheating.
Why did the blonde bring a scale to the bar? To keep track of her drinking weight.
What did the blonde do when she heard it was a 'black tie' event? She wore black tie dye.
Why did the blonde bring a coat to the bar? Because she heard they were serving cold ones.
What did the blonde do when she saw an 'exit' sign? She left.
Why did the blonde bring a ruler to the bar? To measure how tipsy she got.
Why did the blonde bring a basketball to the bar? To 'shoot hoops'.
Why did the blonde bring a screwdriver to the bar? To 'drinkdriver'.
How did the blonde try to make a pancake? She tried to nail it to the ceiling.
Why did the blonde bring a chainsaw to the bar? She heard the drinks were 'top-notch'.
Why did the blonde bring a clock to the bar? To have a good time.
How did the blonde try to bake a cake? She put it in the microwave for an hour.
What did the blonde do with the calendar on her computer? She clicked on 'Save date'.
What did the blonde do when she couldn't find her soap? She washed her hands with shampoo instead.
Why did the blonde go to the stadium? She heard the quarterback was a snack.
Why did the blonde bring a key to the bar? To unlock the drinks.