Jokes based on common stereotypes, often exaggerated (use with caution).
Why did the blonde bring a stopwatch to the bar? To time her shots.
Why did the blonde bring a telescope to the bar? To see the last call from afar.
What did the blonde do when she heard it was snowing? She put on her bikini and sunscreen.
How did the blonde try to fix her broken radio? She asked if it needed a bandage.
Why did the blonde bring a DVD player to the bar? To watch on the rocks.
Why did the blonde bring a strainer to the bar? To filter out the strong drinks.
Why did the blonde bring a shovel to the bar? To dig into the cocktail menu.
How did the blonde try to catch a butterfly? She set up a net at the flower shop.
Why did the blonde bring a thermometer to the bar? To check if the drinks were too cold.
Why did the blonde bring a calculator to the bar? To make sure the bill added up correctly.
How did the blonde try to fix her broken watch? She glued the hands back on.
Why did the blonde bring a fire extinguisher to the bar? To put out the flaming shots.
Why did the blonde take a pencil to the bar? In case she needed to draw a blank.
Why did the blonde stare at the puzzle for hours? The box said '3-5 years'.
What did the blonde do when she couldn't find her keys? She called AAA to unlock her car.
Why did the blonde bring a football to the bar? To kickoff happy hour.
How did the blonde try to make tea? She threw the tea bag in hot water and called it a day.
Why did the blonde bring a calculator to the bar? To calculate how many drinks she could afford.
What did the blonde do when she saw a penny? She thought she could make a wish, in cents.
Why did the blonde bring a snorkel to the bar? In case things got deep.
How did the blonde try to charge her phone? She plugged it into a potato, thinking it was a charger.