Jokes based on common stereotypes, often exaggerated (use with caution).
How did the blonde try to fix her oven? By setting it to self-destruct.
What did the blonde do when she missed the bus? She took the helicopter.
Why was the blonde confused after seeing a box of Cheerios? She thought donut seeds actually existed.
Why don't blondes like to make Kool-Aid? They can't fit 8 cups of water into that little packet.
Did you hear about the blonde who gave birth to twins? She named them Joe and Loe.
How do you get a blonde's eyes to twinkle? Shine a light in her ear.
Why did the blonde fail the jigsaw puzzle test? It said 3-5 years, but she finished it in 1 year.
Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice bottle for hours? It said 'concentrate'.
How do you drown a blonde in a pool? Put a mirror at the bottom.
Why did the blonde wear a helmet while raking leaves? To protect her roots.
Why did the blonde return the puzzle box at Christmas? It said 'Ages 3 and up' and she was 25.
Why did the blonde pour Cheerios on the monitor? She wanted to feed the computer bugs.
Why did the blonde bring a bag of frozen peas to the pool? To keep the lifeguard cool.
How did the blonde break her arm trying to catch a fish? She fell off the pier.
Why did the blonde take a ladder to the bar's rooftop? She wanted to reach new heights.
What do you call a blonde with a paintbrush? An artist in the making.
How did the blonde try to drown a fish? She put it in water and forgot to take it out.
Why did the blonde bring a pencil to the restaurant? She heard it was draw your own conclusion night.
What do you call a blonde with a watch? Time observer.
Why did the blonde bring a loaf of bread to the park? She heard the birds liked it.
How did the blonde get injured while jogging? She ran into a parked car.