What do you call a blonde with a hammer? A potential DIY enthusiast.

Why did the blonde bring a hammer to the bar? She heard they served nail cocktails.

How did the blonde try to kill a plant? Over-watering it.

Why did the blonde take a ruler to the beach? She wanted to see how long the shore was.

What do you call a blonde with a ladder on her head? A step above the rest.

Why did the blonde go to the car dealership? She wanted to test drive a convertible.

How did the blonde break her toe trying to open a door? She kicked it too hard.

Why did the blonde bring a football to the movie theater? She heard they were playing 'catch'.

What do you call a blonde with a book? Fictional reader.

Why did the blonde bring a basketball to the bakery? She wanted to shoot some hoops.

How did the blonde try to kill a bug? She sprayed it with air freshener.

Why did the blonde take a ladder to the art gallery? She wanted to see the top artists.

What do you call a blonde with a basketball? Airhead on the court.

Why did the blonde stare at the calendar for hours? She wanted to know when it was time to change the date.

What do you call a blonde with a PhD? A person who misunderstood the meaning of 'hair color'.

Why did the blonde wear a coat indoors? She heard it was chilly inside.

How did the blonde try to kill a bird? She threw it off the branch.

Why did the blonde go to the dentist? She heard they had good Bluetooth technology.

What do you call a blonde with a yacht? A swimmer.

Why did the blonde take a ruler to bed? To measure her dreams.

What do you call a blonde that colors her hair black? Artificial shadow.