Jokes based on common stereotypes, often exaggerated (use with caution).
Why did the blonde go to the dentist? To get a Bluetooth filling.
How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself purple and tell her she’s a grape.
How do you know a blonde has been using your computer? The screen is full of white-out.
Why did the blonde keep running in circles at the airport? She heard it was the quickest way to catch a flight.
What did the blonde say when she saw the sign 'Don't Drink and Drive'? She said, 'But I'm not even thirsty!'
Where do blondes go to get their hair cut? To the traffic light.
Why did the blonde stop using the internet? She couldn't find the '11' button on the keyboard.
How did the blonde cheat on a test? She studied.
What did the blonde say when she saw a 'Do not feed the animals' sign? 'Oh no, what will they eat?'
Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the concert? She heard it was a 'climb every mountain' performance.
How did the blonde try to fix a leaky faucet? She poured more water down the drain.
What did the blonde do when she saw a squirrel crossing sign? She looked for tiny traffic lights.
Why did the blonde carry a pencil in her purse? In case she needed to draw a blank.
How did the blonde attempt to grow plants? She read them bedtime stories.
Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the comedy show? She heard it had a high stand-up.
Why did the blonde take a ladder to the beach? She heard it had high tides.
What did the blonde do when she saw a 'Keep off the grass' sign? She walked on the flowers instead.
Why did the blonde bring a spoon to the coffee shop? To stir up some trouble.
How did the blonde attempt to change a lightbulb? She called an electrician.
What did the blonde say when she saw a 'Do Not Enter' sign? 'That's fine, the exit is over there.'
Why did the blonde take a ladder to the theater? She wanted a higher ticket.