Jokes based on common stereotypes, often exaggerated (use with caution).
How did the blonde try to fix a blown fuse? She lit a candle instead.
What did the blonde do when she saw a 'Watch for Ice' sign? She put on goggles to spot it.
Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the zoo? To get closer to the high-flying birds.
Why did the blonde carry a ladder around? To get high on life.
How did the blonde explain her broken watch? She said it just ran out of time.
What did the blonde do with her blender? She tried to make 'instant' water.
Why did the blonde take a box of cheerios to the doctor? She thought they were 'donut seeds'.
Why did the blonde visit the airport? She heard it was a terminal.
How did the blonde attempt to kill a bird? She threw it off a cliff.
Why did the blonde bring a baseball to the bar? She wanted to hit a home run.
How did the blonde drown while taking a bath? The phone rang and she thought it was a 'dial-up' signal.
Why did the blonde put make-up on her computer? To apply 'screen saver'.
What did the blonde do when she found out she couldn't use her phone while flying? She booked a skydiving lesson instead.
Why did the blonde bring a hamster to the gym? She heard it was good for running on the wheel.
What did the blonde say when she saw a 'Fire Exit' sign? 'I hope we don't need to use that, it sounds dangerous.'
Why did the blonde bring a mirror to the desert? To reflect on the heat.
How did the blonde try to communicate with fish? She sent them 'voicemail' messages.
What did the blonde do when she saw a 'No Pets Allowed' sign? She took her goldfish for a walk instead.
Why did the blonde bring a helmet to the bar? In case someone called shots.
How did the blonde fix a flat tire? She tried to pump it with helium.
Why did the blonde bring a spoon to the buffet? She heard it was an all-you-can-eat deal.