What do you call a blonde who colors her hair red? An under-cover cop.

Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back pocket? In case she locked the keys in her car.

What do you call a blonde with a dollar on her head? All-you-can-eat under a buck.

What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in the window that said 'Don't take anything for granted'? 'Wow, even the store knows about me!'

Why did the blonde climb the glass wall with a hammer? To see what was breaking the other side.

Two blondes walk into a building... you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, 'It's dark in here,' The other replied, 'I don't know. I can't see.'

Why did the blonde return the puzzle? It was broken.

Why was the blonde upset when she got her driver's license? She couldn't figure out how to work the glove compartment.

What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette? Artificial intelligence.

Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? They have to have somewhere to rest their ankles.

Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes? Toes go in first.

What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning? Introduces herself.

Why did the blonde bring a pencil to the bar? She heard they had 'draft' beer.

Why did the blonde get locked out of the car? She kept trying to roll down the window in a convertible.

Why was the blonde's computer cold? It left its Windows open.

What did the blonde do when she saw 'Please turn over' on a paper? She took it to a gymnastics class.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but she'll ask 'Is it in yet?'

Why did the blonde stare at the can of orange juice for 2 hours? Because it said 'Concentrate'.

What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the bank that said 'Drive-Thru'? 'I don't have that kind of car!'

Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? She lost the recipe.