Jokes based on common stereotypes, often exaggerated (use with caution).
What did the blonde do when she saw 'under 17 not admitted' sign? She went home and got 16 friends.
Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman? Because you have to hollow out the head.
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice for hours? It said 'concentrate'.
Why did the blonde drive into the ditch? To turn the blinker off.
What do you call four blondes standing in a circle? A dope ring.
How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? The joystick is wet.
Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering? She wanted to make sure it was a thumb.
Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer? So she could keep the refrigerator cold.
Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead? She wanted to makeup her mind.
Why did the blonde wear a tight skirt to the bar? To keep her legs closed.
Why did the blonde jump off a bridge? She wanted to see if her maxi pad would turn into a parachute.
Why do blondes have more fun? Because they don't know any better.
How do you get a blonde to marry you? Tell her she is pregnant.
Why did the blonde bring a helmet to the bar? She thought it was a 'bar fight' night.
What did the blonde say after getting locked in a grocery store? 'At least I won't go hungry!'
Why did the blonde take a hammer to the bar? She wanted to 'nail' the drink specials.
How do you keep a blonde busy for days? Put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.
Why did the blonde bring a map to the bar? She heard they had 'mixed directions' on the menu.
Why did the blonde bring a pen to the bar? She wanted to 'write-off' her tab.
Why did the blonde try to catch the rain? She heard it was 'pouring' drinks outside.
How do you confuse a blonde for a week? Have her try to solve a jigsaw puzzle with one piece missing.