Why did the blonde wear a scarf to the bar? In case she got 'chilly'.

Why did the blonde bring a scale to the bar? To 'weigh' her options.

Why did the blonde wear a tiara to the bar? She thought it was a 'crowning' achievement.

Why did the blonde bring a flag to the bar? To 'wave' at the bartender.

Why did the blonde wear a cape to the bar? In case she wanted to be a 'super drinker'.

Why did the blonde bring a telescope to the bar? To 'see' what all the fuss was about.

Why did the blonde wear running shoes to the bar? In case she needed to 'jog' her memory.

Why did the blonde bring a blanket to the bar? In case she wanted to have a 'snug' drink.

Why did the blonde wear a necklace to the bar? She wanted to 'bling' in the fun.

Why did the blonde bring a paintbrush to the bar? To 'brush' up on her drinking skills.

Why did the blonde wear a crown to the bar? She wanted to be 'royally' entertained.

Why did the blonde bring a magnifying glass to the bar? To 'analyze' the drinks.

Why did the blonde wear a badge to the bar? In case she needed to 'police' the party.

Why did the blonde bring a slingshot to the bar? In case she needed to 'shoot' some drinks.

Why did the blonde bring a CD to the bar? She heard they had a 'record' breaking selection.

Why did the blonde bring a coat hanger to the desert? In case she needed to 'hang' out.

What did the blonde do when she couldn't find her pencil? She wrote a note with her lipstick.

Why did the blonde take a pencil to the bar? She heard they had a 'draw' drink special.

What did the blonde do when she couldn't find her pencil? She drew her name in lipstick.

What did the blonde do when she heard it was going to be cold? She bought a root beer.

What did the blonde do when she heard it was going to be cold? She went out and got a root beer.