What did the blonde say when asked to give her two cents? 'Sorry, I only have a penny.'

Why did the blonde take a chainsaw to the puzzle? She heard it was a piece of cake.

How did the blonde break her arm while swimming? She was trying to find the shallow end.

What do you call a blonde with a chainsaw? Deadliest Catch.

How did the blonde drown while drinking juice? She got lost in the concentrate.

How did the blonde die ice fishing? She got caught in the ice machine.

Why can't blondes take coffee breaks? They're too jittery already.

Why did the blonde bring a spoon to the bar? Because she heard the drinks were on tap.

How did the blonde burn her ear? She tried to iron her earrings.

How do you drown a blonde in a pool? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom.

What's a blonde's favorite store at the mall? The Ice Cream Sandwich.

Why did the blonde run around her bed? She wanted to catch up on her beauty sleep.

What do you call a blonde in the freezer? Frosted Flakes.

What do you call a blonde with a brand new iPhone? A beginner.

What did the blonde say when asked if her TV was turned on? No, it's off.

How do you keep a blonde busy for hours? Give her a piece of paper that says 'flip over.'

Why did the blonde buy a piano? She heard it came with a grand.

Did you hear about the blonde who bought an AM radio? It took her a month to realize she could also listen to it in the afternoon.

Why do blondes dislike M&Ms? They're too hard to peel.

What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel? An airbag.

What did the blonde do when she missed the bus? She took a long walk home.