Jokes based on common stereotypes, often exaggerated (use with caution).
Why did the blonde take a pencil to bed? To draw the curtains.
What did the blonde do when she couldn't find the white-out? She painted her computer screen white.
How did the blonde try to clean the ceiling? She used a broom from the top of a ladder.
Why did the blonde stare at the can of soup? She thought it was a magic potion.
What did the blonde do when she couldn't find the remote? She bought a new TV.
Why did the blonde go to the airport with a suitcase full of rocks? She heard people there were going on trips.
What did the blonde do when she heard it was -5 degrees outside? She went out and grabbed a coat.
How did the blonde confuse the calendar? She thought April Fool's Day was on December 25th.
What did the blonde do when she spilled her coffee on the keyboard? She dried it with a hairdryer.
How did the blonde feel about catching a cold? She thought it was a great way to practice her singing.
Why did the blonde bring a spoon to the bar? She heard they served cocktails.
What did the blonde do when she heard someone say 'drink like a fish'? She tried to gulp water with her gills.
Why did the blonde take a ladder to the library? To climb the heights of knowledge.
How did the blonde confuse the movie theater? She thought 'sold out' meant they were giving the movie away for free.
What do you call a blonde with 90% accuracy? A targeted blonde.
Why do blondes drive BMWs? Because they can spell it.
Why did the blonde ask for ice in her water? To keep it cold.
Why did the blonde become a big fan of the band 1023MB? Because they haven't got a gig yet.
What goes vroom, screech, vroom, screech? A blonde at a flashing red light.
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They’re both empty from the neck up.
What do you call a blonde between two brunettes? A mental block.