Jokes based on common stereotypes, often exaggerated (use with caution).
What did the blonde do when she missed the bus? She took a detour.
What does a blonde do if she is not in bed by 10? She comes home.
When did the blonde plant twice as many trees as she was supposed to? She heard you should plant double what you dig.
Why did the blonde bring a pillow to the bar? In case she wanted to take a nap.
What did the blonde say when she saw her reflection? 'Oh, I didn't know I was here too.'
Why did the blonde bring a comb to the bar? To tame her wild drinks.
Why did the blonde bring a magnet to the bar? To attract more drinks.
What did the blonde say when she saw a parking meter? 'Oh look, a vending machine for cars.'
Why did the blonde bring a bucket to the bar? To catch the drips.
Why did the blonde bring a pencil to the bar? To jot down her drink orders.
Why did the blonde bring a calendar to the bar? To schedule her drink breaks.
Why did the blonde bring a spade to the bar? To dig for buried treasure in her drinks.
What did the blonde say when she saw a stop sign? 'I'll just pause here for a minute.'
Why did the blonde bring a pillowcase to the bar? To catch any z's that might come out of her drinks.
How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a room with a 'Wet Paint' sign and tell her not to touch anything.
Why did the blonde bring a wallet to the bar? To pay for her drinks, of course.
What did the blonde say when she saw a mirror? 'Hey, I know that reflection!'
Why did the blonde bring a screwdriver to the bar? To fix any broken cocktails.
Why did the blonde bring a broom to the bar? To sweep up any spilled drinks.
What did the blonde say when she saw a cat? 'Is that a tiny tiger?'
Why did the blonde bring a backpack to the bar? To store her extra drinks for later.