Why did the blonde bring a notepad to the bar? To write down the names of all the drinks she tried.

What did the blonde say when she saw a rainbow? 'Wow, someone painted the sky!'

Why did the blonde bring a toothbrush to the bar? To clean up any messy drink spills.

Why did the blonde bring a magnifying glass to the bar? To inspect her drinks for bubbles.

What did the blonde say when she saw a scale? 'I don't trust that thing.'

Why did the blonde bring a tarp to the bar? To protect her drinks from the rain.

How does a blonde count to 10? '1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 10.'

Why did the blonde bring a watering can to the bar? To water her drinks and make them grow.

What did the blonde say when she saw a traffic light? 'Is this the rainbow everyone talks about?'

Why did the blonde bring a tennis racket to the bar? To serve up some aces with her drinks.

How do you confuse a blonde? Give her a piece of paper with 'Do Not Read' written on it.

How did the blonde break her arm at the bookstore? She fell off the Best Sellers list.

Why did the blonde bring a tiara to the gym? She thought it was a crown for lifting weights.

What did the blonde say when she saw a windmill? 'Look at that fan-powered playground.'

Why did the blonde take a map to bed? In case she got lost in her dreams.

How did the blonde drown while swimming? She heard it was a sink or swim situation.

What did the blonde say when she saw a park bench? 'Why is that chair so lonely?'

Why did the blonde bring a magnifying glass to the bar? She heard the drinks were under investigation.

Why did the blonde get excited when she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months? Because the box said '2-4 years'.

How did the blonde break her arm at the movie theater? She fell off the balcony.

How do you confuse a blonde at a traffic light? Tell her to wait for the green man.