What did the blonde say when she saw the traffic light turn yellow? 'Oh no, slow down, yellow means caution.'

Why did the blonde bring a compass to the bar? She heard it was the direction to fun.

How did the blonde break her leg rollerblading? She mistook the sidewalk for a red carpet.

What do you call a blonde with a Ph.D.? A medical marvel.

Why did the blonde wear a helmet to the bar? She heard it was a hard hat area.

What do you call a blonde surrounded by books? Lost.

Why did the blonde bring a helmet to the bar? She heard it was a headbanging party.

How did the blonde die while ice fishing? She got lost in thought.

What do you call a blonde with a can of soda? A fizz-ician.

What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Gifted.

How did the blonde burn her ear? She tried to answer the hot line.

Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her glove compartment? In case she locks the keys in her car.

Why did the blonde tip-toe around the envelope? She didn't want to wake the sleeping pills.

What do you call a blonde with a paper bag? Kidnapped.

Why did the blonde keep a ruler on her nightstand? To measure her dreams.

What do you call a blonde in a tree with a chainsaw? A branch manager.

What did the blonde name her zebra? Spot.

Why did the blonde jump off a cliff? She saw a sign that said 'Clean Air' and thought it meant she could jump right in.

Why did the blonde bring a bag of frozen peas to the theater? For the 'cool beans'.

Why was the blonde staring at the can of orange juice? It said 'concentrate'.

What do you call a blonde standing on her head? A brunette with bad roots.