What did the blonde say when she saw the Cheerios box say 'part of a complete breakfast'? 'Where's the rest?'

Why did the blonde bring a basketball to the opera? In case she needed to dribble out her emotions.

How did the blonde try to kill a spider? By telling it she moved out and there's no rent control.

Why did the blonde bring a pillow to the beach? To take a seashell.

What do you call a blonde with a stopwatch? A time traveler in training.

Why did the blonde put her car keys in the microwave? She wanted to drive-thru dinner.

How did the blonde try to kill a mosquito? By sending it a cease and desist buzzing.

Why did the blonde bring a spoon to the park? To stir up some nature.

What's a blonde's favorite ice cream flavor? Rocky Road because life has its bumps.

How did the blonde try to kill a bee? By inviting it to a spelling competition.

Why did the blonde bring a car door to the desert? Because she heard it was hot outside.

What do you call a blonde with a chainsaw? Deadliest Cat Lady.

How did the blonde try to kill a fish? By throwing it off a boat.

What's a blonde's favorite rock band? Air Supply.

Why did the blonde stare at the mirror for hours? She was trying to solve her reflection's problems.

Why did the blonde take a ruler to bed? To see how fast she woke up.

What's a blonde's favorite fruit? A coconut because you have to crack it open to get to the good stuff.

Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the gym? To reach new heights in her fitness journey.

How did the blonde try to kill a bird? By asking it for directions to the nearest worm.

Why did the blonde bring a spoon to the bar? In case she needed to stir up some trouble.

What do you call a blonde with a library card? A book keeper.