Jokes based on common stereotypes, often exaggerated (use with caution).
What did the blonde say when she saw a 'Keep Out' sign? 'But I want in!'
Why did the blonde bring a camera to the bar? She thought it was a photo shoot.
How did the blonde try to kill time? She shot a clock.
What did the blonde say when she saw a 'No Smoking' sign? 'But I don't even have a cigarette!'
Why did the blonde bring a toothbrush to the bar? In case the drinks needed a freshening up.
How do you confuse a blonde at the library? Ask her to sort the books by color.
What did the blonde say when she saw a 'Proceed With Caution' sign? 'I always proceed with caution!'
Why did the blonde bring a smartphone to the bar? She wanted to text her drinks.
How did the blonde try to kill a couch? She suffocated it with throw pillows.
What did the blonde say when she saw a 'Do Not Disturb' sign? 'But I'm just curious!'
How do you know a blonde has been at the gym? The treadmill is unplugged.
What did the blonde say when she saw a 'No U-Turn' sign? 'But I'm not driving!'
Why did the blonde bring a calculator to the bar? So she could divide the bill evenly.
How did the blonde try to kill an ant? She called the exterminator.
What did the blonde say when she saw a 'Quiet Zone' sign? 'But I'm not loud!'
Why did the blonde bring a map to the bar? So she could find her way to the drinks.
How do you confuse a blonde in the kitchen? Ask her to find the microwave oven.
Why did the blonde bring a calendar to the bar? So she wouldn't miss happy hour.
How did the blonde try to kill boredom? She read the dictionary.
Why did the blonde bring a flag to the bar? To raise the drinks in celebration.
How do you know a blonde has been in the garden? The flowers are upside down.