What did the blonde say when she saw a 'Reserved Parking' sign? 'But I like open spaces!'

Why did the blonde bring an umbrella to the bar? She heard the drinks were showered with praise.

How did the blonde try to kill a spider? She asked it politely to leave.

What did the blonde say when she saw a 'No Soliciting' sign? 'But I'm not selling anything!'

Why did the blonde bring a helmet to the bar? To protect her head from falling drinks.

How do you confuse a blonde on a hiking trail? Ask her to find the escalator.

Why did the blonde bring a key to the bar? In case the drinks needed unlocking.

How did the blonde try to kill a fly? She sprayed it with air freshener.

What did the blonde say when she saw a 'School Zone' sign? 'But I'm already educated!'

Why did the blonde bring a pillow to the bar? In case the drinks needed a nap.

How do you know a blonde has been in the candy store? The gummy worms are straightened out.

What did the blonde say when she saw a 'No Littering' sign? 'But I want to throw something!'

Why did the blonde bring an apron to the bar? So she wouldn't spill drinks on her clothes.

How did the blonde try to kill a mosquito? She offered it a different flavor.

What did the blonde say when she saw a 'Pedestrian Crossing' sign? 'But I'm walking!'

Why did the blonde bring a hairbrush to the bar? She wanted to tease the drinks.

What did the blonde say when she saw a 'No Trespassing' sign? 'Keep out... but why?'

How did the blonde try to kill a bird? She threw it a birthday party.

What did the blonde say when she saw a 'Do Not Enter' sign? 'But where do I go?'

Why did the blonde bring a pen to the bar? To draw attention to herself.

How do you confuse a blonde at the supermarket? Put her in the express lane.