Why did the blonde call the airlines to ask if she can bring her hairdryer on the plane? They said yes, but only if it has a proper passport.

What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios? 'Oh look, donut seeds!'

Why did the blonde stop at the orange light? She thought it was going to turn apple green.

Why did the blonde buy a brown cow? She wanted chocolate milk.

Why did the blonde smile when she walked into a bar? She heard the drinks were on the house.

Why did the blonde get an 'A' in sex ed? She did all the sexercises.

Why did the blonde get fired from the banana plantation? She threw away all the bent ones.

What do you call a blonde with a brunette on her head? Dirty blonde.

Why did the blonde bring a pencil to the dentist? To draw blood.

What did the blonde say when she saw the cheerios box? 'Wow, donut seeds!'

How did the blonde break her nose while drinking coffee? She tripped over a cordless phone.

What did the blonde do when her computer froze? She put it in the microwave to defrost.

How did the blonde try to kill a fish? She tried drowning it in saltwater.

How did the blonde try to put out a fire in the kitchen? She tried blowing on it.

Why was the blonde disappointed with the library book? She thought it was going to be a pop-up book.

Why did the blonde try to steal a police car? She heard they had 'arresting' technology.

How did the blonde try to cool down her hot coffee? She put it in the fridge and waited for it to freeze.

Why did the blonde leave her job at the M&M factory? She kept throwing out all the W's.

How do you get a blonde's eyes to twinkle? Shine a flashlight in her ears.

Did you hear about the blonde that got an AM radio? It took her a month to realize she could play it at night.

How do you get a blonde to laugh on Monday? Tell her a joke on Friday.