What did the blonde do when she saw the 'Don't Walk' sign? She went home.

Why did the blonde quit her job as a restroom attendant? She couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer.

Why did the blonde jump off the building? To show the ground how high she could fly.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her to alphabetize M&Ms.

Why did the blonde bring a pineapple to the grocery store? To see if it belonged in the produce section.

What did the blonde do when she saw the 'Employees Only' sign? She went looking for the customers-only section.

Why did the blonde bring a map to her own house? In case she got lost.

What did the blonde say when she saw the 'No Cell Phones' sign? 'I wonder why they don't allow phones here.'

Why did the blonde bring a pillow to the gym? In case she wanted to take a nap.

What did the blonde do when she saw the 'Do Not Touch' sign? She touched it to see what would happen.

Why did the blonde bring a backpack to the beach? To carry the sand home.

What did the blonde say when she saw the 'Watch Your Step' sign? 'I wonder why they want us to keep an eye on our feet.'

Why did the blonde bring a calculator to the party? To make sure the math added up for a good time.

What did the blonde do when she saw the 'No Pets Allowed' sign? She brought her goldfish inside in a bowl.

What did the blonde say when she saw the 'No Parking' sign? 'Wow, they really don't want anyone to park here.'

What did the blonde do when she saw the sign that said 'Wet Paint'? She touched it to see if it was really wet.

Why did the blonde bring a spoon to the restaurant? In case they ran out of forks.

What did the blonde do when she saw the 'Do Not Enter' sign? She turned around and tried to find another way in.

Why did the blonde bring a mirror to the desert? So she could watch herself tan.

What did the blonde say when she saw the sign that said 'Caution: Wet Floor'? 'I wonder why the floor is wet.'

Why did the blonde bring a helmet to the movie theater? In case the film was too intense.