How did the blonde try to catch a rabbit? She put lettuce in a trap.

What did the blonde say when she saw a sign that said 'Watch for Ice' ? 'I'll make sure to bring gloves!'

How did the blonde break her leg on an escalator? She tried to walk down while it was going up.

What did the blonde do when she heard it was chilly outside? She got a bowl.

Why did the blonde bring a helmet to the bar? She heard the drinks were on the rocks.

How did the blonde break her arm wrestling with her mirror reflection? She couldn't handle how tough it looked.

How did the blonde try to kill a bee? She sprayed it with honey and hoped it would stick.

How did the blonde try to kill a bird? She built a nest trap.

What did the blonde say when she saw a 'Warning: Flammable' sign? 'Guess I should leave my matches at home.'

Why did the blonde bring a toothbrush to the bar? She heard it was a good place for a clean sweep.

How did the blonde break her arm while dancing? She tried to cha-cha too low.

What did the blonde say when she saw a 'Do Not Enter' sign? 'I'll just exit instead.'

Why did the blonde bring a suitcase to the bar? She heard she could travel around the world with the drinks.

What did the blonde say when she saw a 'Danger: High Voltage' sign? 'I'll just touch it lightly.'

Why did the blonde bring a net to the bar? She heard the drinks were a real catch.

How did the blonde try to catch a butterfly? She opened a jar of mayonnaise.

What did the blonde say when she saw a 'No Parking' sign? 'I'll just park there temporarily.'

Why did the blonde bring a life jacket to the bar? She heard the drinks were deep.

How did the blonde break her arm trying to make ice? She slipped on the cube tray.

Why did the blonde bring a sailboat to the desert? So she could catch a breeze.

How did the blonde break her leg while baking? She tripped over a whisk.