Jokes based on common stereotypes, often exaggerated (use with caution).
What do you call a blonde with a shovel? A deep thinker.
Why did the blonde bring a kite to the bar? She heard the drinks were high-flying.
What did the blonde say when she saw 'no smoking'? 'But can I vape?'
Why did the blonde bring a book to the bar? She heard the drinks were literary.
What do you call a blonde with a sheep under her arm? A pimp!
How did the blonde kill a fish? She drowned it!
What did the blonde say when she saw the 'Under 17 Not Admitted' sign? 'I'm not under 17!'
Why did the blonde bring a pencil to the bar? She heard it was a 'draw'!
What did the blonde say when she saw the 'Don't Walk' sign? 'I can't read!'
Why did the blonde wear a turtleneck to the bar? She heard it was a stand-up place.
Why did the blonde bring a car door to the desert? She wanted to roll down the window!
Why did the blonde wear a turtleneck to work? To hide the hickeys.
Why did the blonde jump off the roof with a rope? She wanted to bungee jump.
What do you call a blonde with a key? A quarterback.
Why did the blonde take a ladder to the concert? She heard the music was 'off the charts'.
What did the blonde say when she saw a 'Keep Out' sign? 'I'll keep in then.'
Why did the blonde try to mow the carpet? She thought it needed a 'cutting-edge' design.
How did the blonde try to kill a fish? She tried to feed it plant food to see if it would 'grow' fins.
Why did the blonde bring a blender to the beach? She heard it was a 'smooth' spot.
What did the blonde say when she saw a 'No Smoking' sign? 'Do they allow grilling?'
Why did the blonde try to bake cookies in the dishwasher? She wanted them to be 'spotless'.