Why did the blonde bring a camera to the bar? She wanted to take shots.

How did the blonde try to catch a butterfly? She tried to net it with a fishing rod.

Why did the blonde bring a bag of chips to the bar? She heard it was a snack bar.

What did the blonde say when she saw the 'no parking' sign? 'But I only need a minute.'

How did the blonde try to kill a plant? She watered it with bleach.

Why did the blonde bring a candle to the bar? She heard it was lit.

How did the blonde try to catch a squirrel? She set up a trail of nuts leading into a trap.

Why did the blonde bring a pillow to the bar? She heard it was a nap bar.

What did the blonde say when she saw the 'do not enter' sign? 'Is there another way in?'

How did the blonde try to kill a spider? She tried to squish it with her hand.

Why did the blonde bring a remote control to the bar? She heard it was a channel changer.

How did the blonde try to catch a mouse? She set up a tiny mousetrap with a piece of cheese.

Why did the blonde bring a calculator to the bar? She heard it was a bar tab calculator.

What did the blonde say when she saw the 'no outlet' sign? 'But I need to charge my phone.'

How did the blonde try to kill a bee? She tried to swat it with a frying pan.

Why did the blonde bring a book to the bar? She heard it was a story bar.

What did the blonde say when she saw the 'no swimming' sign? 'But I brought my swimsuit.'

How did the blonde try to catch a rabbit? She tried to lure it with a carrot on a string.

Why did the blonde bring a blanket to the bar? She heard it was a cozy bar.

What did the blonde say when she saw the 'do not touch' sign? 'But I just want to feel it.'

How did the blonde try to kill a mosquito? She tried to spray it with air freshener.