What did the blonde do when she saw a 'Keep Off the Grass' sign? She started dancing on the sidewalk.

Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the swimming pool? She heard they were having a diving board competition.

What did the blonde say when she saw the 'Unleaded Gas Only' sign? 'Is there a version with leash?'

What did the blonde do when she heard it was going to be chilly? She brought a spoon.

Why did the blonde wear a helmet to the bar? She heard people were getting smashed.

What did the blonde do when she couldn't find a key to her car? She hotwired the sunroof.

How do you confuse a blonde in the library? Tell her the book is due back tomorrow.

Why did the blonde try to make a candle out of ear wax? She heard it was a wick idea.

Why did the blonde bring a bucket to the bar? She heard they were serving buckets of beer.

How did the blonde burn her ear? She answered the phone while ironing her clothes.

Why did the blonde try to water the computer? She heard it had a 'screen saver'.

What did the blonde say when she saw the 'No Trespassing' sign? 'I bet they won't tres much.'

Why did the blonde wear a helmet while mowing the lawn? She wanted to protect her roots.

How do you confuse a blonde at the airport? Tell her to leave her luggage at the carousel.

Why did the blonde take a candle to bed? She wanted to have a light snack.

What's a brunette's mating call? 'Has the blonde left yet?'

How did the blonde get hurt while water skiing? She couldn't find the lake.

What did the blonde do when she heard it was going to rain? She put pots and pans in the yard.

How did the blonde break her arm trying to kill a spider? She fell off the broom.

What did the blonde say when she saw a banana peel on the ground? 'Oh no, I better walk around that slip and fall hazard!'

Why did the blonde bring a football to the bar? To kick back and relax.