Why did the blonde bring a backpack to the bar? She heard it was a backpacker's bar.

What did the blonde say when she saw the 'out of order' sign? 'Guess I'll have to wait.'

How did the blonde try to catch a deer? She tried to sneak up on it wearing a deer costume.

Why did the blonde bring a flashlight to the bar? She heard it was a dark bar.

What did the blonde say when she saw the 'road closed' sign? 'I'll just drive around it.'

What did the blonde say when she saw the 'emergency exit only' sign? 'Where's the entrance for emergencies?'

What did the blonde say when she saw the 'no smoking' sign? 'But where will I light my cigarette?'

Why did the blonde put her phone in the microwave? She wanted to download a hot spot.

Why did the blonde bring a pencil to the bar? She heard the drinks were sketchy.

What did the blonde say when she saw the Cheerios box say 'easy to see'? 'Where are my glasses?'

How did the blonde try to water her garden? She tried to Netflix and spill.

Why did the blonde wear a raincoat in the shower? She heard it was a good way to stay dry.

What did the blonde do when she saw 'Under 17 not admitted' on the movie theater sign? She brought 16 of her friends.

What do you call a blonde with a bright idea? A lightbulb.

Why did the blonde bring a cup to the bar? She heard the drinks were on tap.

How did the blonde break her arm at the beach? She tried to surf the concrete waves.

Why did the blonde go to the hardware store for a haircut? She heard they had clip-on extensions.

What did the blonde say when she saw 'free parking'? 'Great, where do I pay?'

How do you confuse a blonde for a flamingo? Paint her pink and tell her to stand on one leg.

Why did the blonde bring a key to the bar? She heard the drinks were locked inside.

How did the blonde break her leg roller skating? She tried to ice skate on pavement.