How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to alphabetize a bag of M&M's.

Why did the blonde bring a chainsaw to the hair salon? She wanted a 'cutting-edge' hairstyle.

What did the blonde do when she heard it was chilly outside? She brought a bowl.

Why did the blonde bring a cup and string to the phone store? She wanted a 'connected' mobile plan.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her to 'subtract' the color yellow from a rainbow.

Why did the blonde bring a thermometer to the party? She wanted to 'measure' the fun.

What did the blonde say about the book that changed her life? 'It was so uplifting, I felt taller after reading it!'

Why did the blonde bring a DVD player to the basketball game? She thought they were screening 'slam dunks'.

What did the blonde say when she saw a spelling mistake on her resume? 'At least I have one less letter to worry about!'

Why did the blonde bring a fishing rod to the pet store? She wanted to catch some 'goldfish'.

How do you confuse a blonde? Give her a map and ask her to find the 'straight' path.

Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the treehouse? She wanted to climb the 'corporate' ladder.

What did the blonde say when asked to clean the attic? 'I can't, I'm allergic to 'dust' bunnies!'

Why did the blonde bring a life jacket to the pool? She heard the water had 'current' events.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her to 'file' her nails with a computer.

Why did the blonde bring a knife to the restaurant? She wanted to 'cut' a deal on her meal.

What did the blonde say when she saw a 'No Pets Allowed' sign? 'I guess I'll have to leave the elephant outside!'

Why did the blonde bring a GPS to the movie theater? She wanted to 'navigate' the film.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her to 'calculate' how long it takes to microwave popcorn.

Why did the blonde bring a calculator to the bakery? She heard they were giving 'pi' for free.

What did the blonde say when asked about her new diet? 'I'm on a seafood diet, I see food and I eat it!'