Jokes based on common stereotypes, often exaggerated (use with caution).
What did the blonde say when asked why she brought a ladder to the grocery store? 'I wanted to reach new heights in my shopping.'
Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the cinema? She heard they were showing stair-studded films.
How did the blonde confuse a piano with a keyboard? She tried typing on the piano keys and wondered why no letters appeared on the screen.
Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the kitchen? She heard they were baking high-quality cakes.
What did the blonde say when asked why she brought a ladder to the beach? 'I wanted to climb up the sun and reach new heights in relaxation.'
Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the zoo? She heard the animals were really climbing the ladder of success.
What did the blonde say when asked if she believed in the supernatural? 'Of course, I've met plenty of blondes who are natural.'
Why did the blonde take a baseball bat to the bar? She heard it was a home run.
How do you confuse a blonde on Halloween? Put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.
What do you call a blonde with a phobia of haircuts? Mow-nytail.
Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the gym? She heard someone say they were hitting new heights.
How did the blonde confuse a bag of frozen peas with a bag of carrots? She put them in her car and waited for the frozen peas to melt on the way home.
Why did the blonde bring a fan to the restaurant? She wanted to make a good impression.
What did the blonde say when asked why she wore sunglasses at night? 'I didn't want people to see me falling asleep.'
Why did the blonde take a spoon to the movie theater? She heard it was a silver screen.
Why did the blonde bring a shovel to the beach? She heard they were burying some treasure there.
What did the blonde say after winning a gold medal at the Olympics? 'I guess blondes really do have more fun!'
Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the concert? She heard the music was over the top.
How do you confuse a blonde at Christmas? Give her a bag of chocolate coins and tell her to buy something real with it.
What did the blonde say when asked about her vacation to Paris? 'I loved the Eiffel tower, it was so big and red!'
How did the blonde die drinking water? She drowned in the deep end.