Jokes based on common stereotypes, often exaggerated (use with caution).
What did the blonde say when she saw the Cheerios box? 'Donut seeds!'
What's a blonde's idea of safe sex? Locking the car door.
How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch-and-sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.
Why was the blonde so excited after finishing a puzzle in 6 months? The box said 2-4 years.
Why did the blonde bring a helmet to the bar? She heard they had a 'knockout' drink.
What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? 'This is 'big' news!'
Why did the blonde stare at the sunset for hours? Because it had 'dark roots' and she could relate.
How did the blonde try to catch fog? She set up mist nets.
Why did the blonde take a calendar to bed? She wanted to 'circle back' on her dreams.
What did the blonde do when she heard it was raining cats and dogs? She went out to adopt some pets.
Why did the blonde take a ruler to bed? To measure how long she sleeps.
Why did the blonde go to the dry cleaner? She heard they 'press' clothes.
Why did the blonde plant cheerios in the garden? She heard they were 'cheerful' flowers.
What did the blonde do when she heard it was chilly outside? She grabbed a bowl.
Why did the blonde take a bottle of water to bed? She wanted to wet her dreams.
How did the blonde try to control her temper? She bought a 'cool'ing pad.
Why did the blonde bring a watch to the bar? She wanted to time how fast the drinks came.
What did the blonde do when she saw a 'Honey Do' list? She went to buy honey and did it.
Why did the blonde put her phone in the blender? She heard it had a 'smooth'ie mode.
Why did the blonde take a ladder to the bar? She wanted to reach new heights of fun.
How did the blonde try to kill a fish? She threw it out of water and yelled 'Swim or sink!'