Jokes based on common stereotypes, often exaggerated (use with caution).
How did the blonde try to kill a fish? She tried to dehydrate it by putting salt in the water!
Why did the blonde bring a spoon to the baseball game? She heard it was a 'home run'!
What did the blonde say when she saw a bag of flour? 'Who crushed all these tiny grains of snow?'
Why did the blonde bring a pencil to the bar? To draw the curtains!
How do you confuse a blonde? Give her a puzzle with a mirror.
What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Overqualified.
What did the blonde do when she heard it was going to be chilly? She grabbed a spoon.
What do you call a blonde with a PhD? A lab accident.
Why did the blonde take a ladder to the bar? Because she heard the drinks were on the roof.
What do you call a blonde with a bright idea? A light bulb.
Why did the blonde bring a TV to the bar? She heard it was a flat screen.
How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One, she just holds the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around her.
Why did the blonde wear a helmet to the bar? She heard they were serving shots.
What do you call a blonde with a gold medal? A metal detector.
Why did the blonde bring a chainsaw to the party? She heard they were cutting a rug.
How did the blonde die drinking milk? The cow stepped on her.
What do you call a blonde with a university degree? A blonde scholar.
Why did the blonde try to drown a fish? She heard it was drowning in water.
How did the blonde break her arm while waterskiing? She fell off when trying to walk on water.
Why did the blonde bring a steering wheel to the beach? She heard the beach was full of 'shorelines.'
What did the blonde do with the bowl of cheerios? She threw it up in the air and said, 'Look, I'm cereal.'