Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bar? She heard the cocktails were over the top.

How did the blonde die while baking a cake? She drowned in a cup of water.

What do you call a blonde with a wooden leg? Eileen.

How did the blonde break her leg playing hide and seek? She fell out of the closet.

What did the blonde do with her lottery ticket? She counted her chickens before they hatched.

Why did the blonde bring a pencil to the restaurant? To draw attention.

What do you get when you cross a blonde with a cell phone? A dumb blonde.

Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bar? She heard it was a highball.

How did the blonde break her arm while ice skating? She tripped over the zamboni.

What do you call a blonde with a seismograph? A quake detector.

Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bar? She heard it was a top shelf party.

How did the blonde drown her fish? She put it in water and waited for it to swim.

What do you call a blonde with a calculator? Gettin' figgered.

Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bar? She heard it was a rooftop party.

How did the blonde break her arm while scuba diving? She met a jellyfish and tried to give it a high five.

Why did the blonde stare at the clock for hours? She wanted to watch time fly.

What do you call a blonde with a PhD? Still a blonde.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? It said 'concentrate,' and she needed help.

Why did the blonde bring a pencil to the interview? She wanted to draw her conclusions.

Why did the blonde bring a spoon to the desert? In case she found a sugar dune.

Why did the blonde go to the dentist? To get a Bluetooth connection to her teeth.