Jokes based on common stereotypes, often exaggerated (use with caution).
Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice for so long? It said 'concentrate'!
Why did the blonde dye her hair black? She wanted to keep things light!
Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? They have to have a place to rest their feet!
What did the blonde say when asked if she'd ever been picked up by the fuzz? 'No, but I've been swung around by the tits.'
What do you call it when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear? Data transfer!
What do you call a blonde in a tree with a briefcase? Branch manager!
What does a blonde do when her computer freezes? She sticks it in the microwave.
How do you get a blonde to laugh on Saturday? Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
Why couldn't the blonde make a phone call? She couldn't find 11 on the phone pad.
What do you call a blonde with an actual thought? A unicorn.
Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? They're for holding their heads straight.
Why did the blonde bring a pencil to the bank? She wanted to draw interest.
Why did the blonde stare at the bottle of orange juice? Because it said 'concentrated'.
What do you call a blonde with a chainsaw? DIY disaster.
How did the blonde try to make ice cubes? She threw water out the window and waited for it to freeze.
What do you call a blonde at a math competition? Lost.
Why did the blonde stare at the can of soup? Because it said 'add water and stir'.
How did the blonde try to cut the watermelon? She threw it off a building.
What do you call a blonde with a steering wheel in her pants? A driver.
Why did the blonde go to the doctor? She heard she was low on vitamin C (because she couldn't concentrate).
What do you call a blonde with a PhD? A rare specimen.